Thursday, April 24, 2008

Got a license to live?

Lists are great! They are informative, pedagogical, and they are easy for the mind to consume because our minds are constantly organizing the alternatives we are forced chose between in lists based on the attractiveness and inconvenience of the possible outcomes. So here’s a list for you, the top 5 carbon based living organisms in the world that in my opinion should have to apply for a license to live:

1. Paris Hilton
2. People from the media who put Paris Hilton in the spotlight
3. People who look up to Paris Hilton as a “smart business woman”
4. People who carry around small dogs
5. Celine Dion


The criteria for acquiring a license to live would hence be quite simple.

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2 comments:

Lionel said...

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See you around !!!

Adonis said...

Lionel, thank you for the tip!

anonymous, I wish someone in the Paris Hilton fan club (if there is one) will stumble upon my blog ;)